Eugene Baker

Overview
Eugene is one of the suppliers of SlotSpot. They've been working there for 5 years and are 25 (2 months younger than Kennedy). They are the third most powerful character in daalp (that we've met so far).

Background
Eugene started out as a low-level pickpocket and eventually worked their way up to be one of the biggest names in the black-market business. Not much else is know about Eugene's background except for this story:

Once upon a time, one Eugene Baker pickpocketed Kennedy Lacey and stole his fucking keys. Kennedy then tracked them down and made them return the keys, but Eugene, sneaky thing that they are, put their number in his phone. Kennedy and Eugene started talking non-stop, and it got to the point where Manager decided that hiring them would just be easier. Along the way, Eugene also rose through the ranks of the black market to get to where they are today.

"I stole his keys, and then his heart."

Relationships
Eugene has been dating Kennedy Lacey for 4 years. They're super duper affectionate, and are very in love. They worry about Kennedy a lot (who doesn't tbh) and use disgustingly sweet nicknames to refer to him, such as:
 * darling
 * sweetie
 * hot stoff
 * kenny
 * sweetheart
 * my angrier half
 * dear
 * my little peach
 * babe
 * ken
 * sweetpea
 * pumpkin
 * cornflower
 * boyfriend
 * cranky kitten

They're also close to Elliot, in an annoying little brother kind of way. They are Icarus are team "let's cause mayhem" and seem to get along super well. They and Manager don't get along that great.

Personality
If Eugene Baker could be summed up in a few words, they would be described as "somehow both shady and cuddly as hell". Eugene is a little shit and a fucking menace to society. They're also super adorable and cuddly tho, so it's not always easy to hate them. They love wrecking havoc and are a big part of the reason the H.A. hates SlotSpot. They don't give a shit about what others think of them, and are very proud of their reputation in the interdimensional black market.

Eugene is the genius behind such high-value products as:
 * automatic riffles
 * heart attack in a bottle
 * DRUGS

Appearance
Eugene almost always wears a mask, but it's apparent that they have sharp teeth, four solid black eyes, and messy blonde hair.

Hobbies

 * CHAOS AND CRIME
 * pissing people off
 * traveling
 * pranking the H.A.
 * talking to their boyfriend
 * destroying shit
 * looking into conspiracy theories
 * hoarding cats
 * collecting stuffed animals for Kennedy
 * selling people sketchy shit
 * making finger hearts at cameras while Kennedy's on shift